My Child Just Said What?!?!

Friday, November 18, 2011

Mommy you can call me Dude or Did.

Posted by DD at 1:54 PM

Labels: funny

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Mommy, I can speak Spanish! Feliz Navidad means hurry up!
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"Mommy let's play CandyLand. I'll set it up, draw for you, and move your piece."
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Hungry, hungry hippos

The hippos eat BALLS Mom!!

If you have something funny your child said that you would like to share please e-mail it to girlymamma@gmail.com. Thanks!

DD: I'm DD, I am the wife of a military man, Air Force to be more specific. The husband (DH)and I have been married for a while and have lived all over the world. We have two beautiful daughters AJ (7 years) and P-nut (5 years). I was a stay-at-home Mom for years and just recently re-entered the work force. What a change. Please enjoy, comment, and share.

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