Mario's friends... true names unmasked.

That's Bowzer, that's Baby Bowzer, but wedon't call him that, we call him George.

Hungry, hungry hippos

The hippos eat BALLS Mom!!

Vintage!!

Dad: Xxxxx stop making the holes in your knees bigger. Actually we are about to throw those jeans away.
Child: But Daddy you can't they're vintage!
Dad: You don't even know what vintage means.
Child:  Yes I do. It's a fashion word.
Dad Ok what does it mean?
Child: I don't know

Yup, I don't tan.

Child: I'm like two of the princesses. Ariel and Snow White.
Mom: Why?
Child: Because they don't have blond hair like me, but they have no color in their skin. Like me, and you too.